…To Bring You News Of Vital and Extraordinary Import!
Last night, in Hawaii at the Diamondhead Classic, the mighty Bulldogs of Butler University (from which John graduated) handily defeated the very moderate Utes of Utah (from which Lowell graduated.)
I could at this juncture heap scorn and ridicule upon my blogging partner (and much of our readership) – but I shall exercise Christian charity on the downtrodden and deformed. However, Lowell and I somehow neglected to wager on this game beforehand; therefore, I hereby declare retroactively that he owes me a steak dinner – and the steak must be at least the size of my head.
Christmas is indeed upon us.