If This Were Yesterday, I’d Say It HAD To Be Joke…
How do people like this get published?
All evidence indicates that 9-11 was a planned operation of Mossad utilizing all the intelligence it had in causing the pre-planting of explosives within all 3 buildings well in advance of that fateful day.
OK, so far, standard conspiracy theory fantasy stuff, but it gets better.
The first public awareness of the nexus between Mossad and Mormon secret agents was published by Norman Mailer in A Harlot High and Low in the 60’s when a reconditioned WWII Liberty ship was “hijacked” on the Thames River in London by Mossad. The ship had a cargo of uranium ore that had been originally mined in southern Utah.
Of course, uranium mined in Utah must have Mormon consent and participation, even long after it is shipped to London England – I should have known. But this guy still is not done.
The nexus between the church and the Bush Administration has been documented by the pressure placed on the church from a personal visit by Bush to church headquarters in Salt Lake City…
Oh No – POTUS visited one of the largest churches in the country – obvious evidence of a conspiracy.
Well, you get the idea. Humor break ends. Please laugh at this, no other response is possible. To take this seriously is to join this guy in la-la-land.
Lowell: I’m actually a little disturbed by this. How did he find out? I thought we had that whole plan pretty well covered up. 
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K.G. on 02 Apr 2009 at 1:25 pm #
What????? The Utah uranium went to England? I read it went to Australia.
Lori on 02 Apr 2009 at 2:05 pm #
I can’t believe that I actually clicked over and read the darn thing. It is laughable! The guy’s premise is not true and therefore all his assertions are silly. Sort of along the line of “When did you stop beating your wife?”.
Jerald on 02 Apr 2009 at 6:30 pm #
Wow, a disaffected Mormon with a conspiracy theory disorder and a compulsive obsession with the church he left.
Not must to say, the people who eat this stuff up are incurable.
Like I say of my Jewish friends (they suffer from even more of this kind of garbage), if we are so powerful, secretely organized, and running things behind the scenes, why don’t we do something to protect ourselves better! LOL
If this were true, Huckabee would have disappeared in the weeks leading up to the Iowa primary LOL
Doug King on 03 Apr 2009 at 11:23 am #
I wonder how the guy overlooked the sinister connection to Howard Hughes and Area 51. I think his real motive was revealed in the last paragraph:
In other words, all you Mormons out there better shut up and don’t rock the political boat or we will come after you! This is a message Mormons have heard many, many times.
Jerald on 03 Apr 2009 at 11:38 pm #
“Howard Hughes and Area 51″ LOL
Anyway, let’em come after us. Our noses are clean.
coltakashi on 07 Apr 2009 at 5:16 pm #
These anti-Mormon conspiracy theories are really lame. But the suspicion toward Mormons and the notion that we are somehow guilty until proven innocent was clearly part of the opposition among millions of Evangelical voters to Romney.
As I understand it, many of the people who constitute the Christian Right think that nominating, let alone electing, a Mormon to the presidency would place America at risk of a Mormon theological conspiracy. They therefore are committed to the goal of cutting Mormon candidates out of the running and only supporting Evangelicals, in order to protect themselves from such a conspiracy.
Since the two times they succeeded in electing Evangelicals they got Jimmy Carter, the most blatantly incompetent President of the 20th century, and Bill Clinton, who didn’t seem to get the message that adultery was not part of being Christian, one would wonder why they don’t reevaluate their goal. Additionally, they produced the Obama presidency, which undermines all of the things they believe in. But the fact that a strategy does not work is apparently of no consequence to such folks.
The 2008 election established beyond a reasonable doubt that American voters have largely moved beyond racial prejudice, and gender prejudice, but they are still holding onto religious prejudice.